mycroftly:

when guardians of the galaxy finished and the credits started, a few people got up and started leaving and i said to my dad “this process is what i like to call ‘weeding out the weak’” and the woman in front of me heard me and laughed so hard she choked on her drink

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imaginarycircus:

mjwatson:

aliveandquivering:

PLEASE WATCH THE WHOLE THING

if you keep reblogging celebs dumping water all over themselves, even if you’re not, please watch this. please please please watch this.

Get some kleenex. Some chocolate. Some vodka. Whatever is going to help you get through this video. And then get your wallet (if you can donate) and donate. THIS. THIS was the video that got me to remember to actually donate money.

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theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore, I’ve won the house cup”